help, i can’t stop laughing
Y’all. I went to the gas station and there was a girl screaming and crying and all her shit was on the ground and there was a dude in a car and he just sped off and she ran after him screaming down the road. I was gonna just get my shit and go but something told me to help her. So I drove down the road, made a u-turn, and saw her crouched on the ground crying so I told her to get in the car. She refused, I insisted. She got in and told me she told him that she was pregnant and he kicked her out the car. Then a swarm of blue lights surrounded me. So I’m like shit… wtf did I get myself into. So the cop pulls her out and starts questioning her. Then she gets back to the car and tells me I have to take her to dudes house so it’s down the street. All the cops follow me. We get there and they’re like, “does he have any weapons?” and she’s like yeah he has some guns inside and he carries one on him so they go bombarding this niggas house. He’s not there. So they basically tell her she needs to get her shit and go but she has nowhere to go. I’m sitting in the car. It starts raining, thundering, and lightning. All of the sudden this shirtless nigga goes running through the front yard gun in hand and he goes around back. No one sees this so I had to get my ass out the car and tell them so they get him situated and now they just arrested HER. Because she had a warrant for her arrest. So I’m sitting at the gas station with her wet shit in my trunk and I just had to call her mom to tell her that her daughter is sitting in jail.
I don’t get that.
When you and your friend agree to grab some tacos…